Do Replicants Dream of Bioengineered Sheep?

I went to see Blade Runner 2049 this week, and immediately thought of half a million things I wanted to say about it. I said the first of them on Facebook, but the rest was too long, so I put that here.

Edit: One Week Later: I forgot to mention something. I've long held that any film that begins with a bunch of explanatory text is inevitably crap. Blade Runner 2049 is the exception that proves the rule.

Short Form: It's a good film on almost any criteria, and I recommend seeing it.

There Are Nazis on the Moon

There may or may not be an ulterior motive to my posting this... but let's be honest: what's not to like about a film featuring Nazis on the Moon? Coming to a theatre near you in less than a year. Watch the skies!

REDTron

I'm not a heavy cinema-goer, but in the past couple of weeks I watched two Hollywood action flicks. One I knew I wanted to see, one I picked on a whim. One was a widely promoted blockbuster, the other I'd never heard of. One was a vague disappointment, the other a pleasant surprise.

The two films were Red and Tron: Legacy, and now you know which was which.