Do Replicants Dream of Bioengineered Sheep?

I went to see Blade Runner 2049 this week, and immediately thought of half a million things I wanted to say about it. I said the first of them on Facebook, but the rest was too long, so I put that here.

Edit: One Week Later: I forgot to mention something. I've long held that any film that begins with a bunch of explanatory text is inevitably crap. Blade Runner 2049 is the exception that proves the rule.

Short Form: It's a good film on almost any criteria, and I recommend seeing it.